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Confessions
of a Tackle Junkie
There should be an organisation like Alcoholics Anonymous
for tackle junkies. There are millions of us, and we need
to reach out. It's a hard thing, though. I mean, let's face
it, the habit is incurable, so group therapy is doomed from
the start. For one thing, any meeting would degenerate into
a swap meet within seconds. Myself, I'm supporting a bad reel
habit. And those evil tackle cartels keep bringing new models
onto the market - sleek, no glare, deep anodized beauties,
with neuro-surgical machine tolerances, zero start-up inertia,
silky drags, and coco-bolo handles. So far, there is no fishing
tackle equivalent to a methadone regime, so, if we want to
quit, I'm afraid it's cold turkey, friend.
Rods, like waders, lines, and jackets, I feel, are just things
to use up, rather like golf clubs. Rods break, or, as we become
better casters, we tire of their actions, or we just keep
finding new situations where we need a specialised rod. You
know, if you need a tip-actioned, nine foot, three piece,
four weight, Winston, with a well figured, bird's eye maple
and tooled german silver reel seat, you need it bad. Right?
Occasionally, we find a rod that we learn to love, then we
get all neurotic about it and are afraid to use it. Experience
tells us that as soon as we get precious about a rod, we will
break it. I propose this as Wyatt's Certainty Principle. All
my real users - plain, middle priced sticks, that just get
thrown into the car and abused in all sorts of ways - are
indestructible. My 'best' rod, a snappy little Sage travel
rod, I recently managed to smash, although I handled it as
if it was made of porcelain. The only reliable prophylactic
against this inevitable distress is to own lots of rods, treat
them like brooms, and not get attached to any of them.
Reels, on the other hand, are just trouble. I've got a drawer
full of great old Hardy's that I never use, and I can't sell
or give away. Too many memories and emotional investment.
I made a big effort to trade-up last year, and part-exchanged
several of my rubbed and worn pawl-click winches for a set
of spiffy new black machines, which I was convinced would
change my life. The new reels lie in their cases, as anonymous
and efficient as assault rifles, while I try to come to terms
with the knowledge of Blanche, my old Saint John, hard used
and losing her looks, in the hands of somebody new.
The person who bought Blanche will find I had a Marquis style,
german silver, line guard installed by the maker, so she is
unique. Her new owner, whoever you are, will know by her appearance
that she is used to playing rough; many berserk steelhead,
Atlantic salmon and, once, a chrome bright, thirty-three pound,
chinook salmon, which ran over three hundred yards in two
stupendous rushes and about a ton of spool pressure. No ceramic
disc drag, no palming rim - just hung on and let her howl.
Old Blanche may be just a fly reel, but, if she wasn't, I'll
bet she'd have wanted a cigarette after that one.
After trading Blanche, I realised that I couldn't part with
any more of my other old reels, so I just wrote them into
my will. Once my fishing pals read this, I expect more solicitous
attention from now on. Until I'm pushing up daisies, those
old reels will sit there, in mute reproach, while I weigh
the relative performance parameters of cork or ceramic in
the tackle league tables, steadily convincing myself that
I can no longer live without both.
But, what about those new large arbours, huh? Just got to
have one of those babies. I mean, how did we even manage to
fish without them? They seem a little pricey, for reasons
not altogether clear, but I'm sure they are worth every penny.
And looks? Forget about it. These reels are definitely the
business. The looks alone outweigh my rational objection that
a couple hundred yards of backing is lighter, just as effective
in reducing start-up inertia and centrifugal stresses, and
might be more practical, in a dirty fight with a big running
fish, than a hole in the middle of the reel. But, I'm hurting
all over, so it's just a matter of time before I crack, and
write out the six month's worth of post dated cheques.
But, at least I got over my antique reel collecting habit.
That was really getting expensive, and I had no intention
of ever using those reels. I still have most of them, of course,
but at least I can resist the auction catalogues now. One
day at a time. Baby steps. The old Perfects are now all out
of my price range anyway, and the Super Silex and Ariel prices
are just downright silly. Come to think of it, they cost almost
as much as those sexy new large arbour's. I'd hate to even
think of selling my lovely old Silex, but then, I need a large
arbour reel. Right?
Taken from the March 2001 isuue of FLY-FISHING and FLY-TYING
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